Not many things are quite as tiresome as wide-eyed pro-lifers trying to blow our minds with thought experiments about what may have been had the selfish mother of some awesome person chosen to have an abortion rather than do the noble thing and give birth to their sex punishment.
This is pretty good article. I liked it.
I knew this was coming when the cashier in Barnes and Nobles saw me looking at Fifty Shades of Grey and stage-whispered: “I bought that for my mom, and now I’m just terrified that I’m going to go home and find my dad.
I died.
Since around 2pm on Monday, I’ve felt like a contestant on a sadistic Japanese game show, donning an American flag bikini and a blindfold, covered in glue and standing in a phone booth, trying to catch dollar bills with my flailing arms as an industrial strength blower propels cash around me at…
Everybody needs to immediately stop everything that they’re doing and listen to this important bulletin: the President of North America’s Enormous Mosaic Belt Buckle Barack Obama has finally endorsed a Girl Scout cookie as the official cookie of his administration.
AWW YEAH. MY PRESIDENT LOVES THE THIN MINTS.
“Hello, precious flowers. I know it’s been a difficult couple days for all of us, what with certain people interrupting certain other people (so rude!) and certain other people suggesting that said interruptors deserve to be hilariously gang-raped (so edgy!).”
Still processing my thoughts about this article. Do any of my lovely friends want to comment?
My favorite comment from this article:
“You know what Hillary Clinton looks like without makeup?
One of the most powerful, successful, and respected women in modern history, whose policies and accomplishments have by and large gotten better over the years, and a woman who realistically stands a chance at being the first female President of the United States.”
- User OMG! Ponies!
